Tesseract Ban Award

Silver
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There have been Happenings on Lemmy, the place where I hang out. If you know, you know.

Are you a based enough bird to earn a place in Tesseract's super secret ban file? Did you even make into the regex list? (I did!)

Somebody said there ought to be an award. I agree, so I posted this .gif, tongue firmly in cheek:



But that's not all. Oh, no. It's real: Your badge of honor, ready for you to wear with pride and baffle and bemuse your friends, associates, and enemies. Or stick it on your wall. Stick it on your computer. Stick it on your laptop bag. Hell, don't let me tell you where you should stick it.

Each and every medallion is lovingly cranked out by yours truly...'s 3D printer, in fetching metallic silver PLA with black bass relief text. Your user name can go on the reverse. I'll contact you when you place your order and you can specify what you want to be embossed on the back. Obviously these are printed to order so each purchase will incur a minor delay while I warm up the ol' machine and make yours just for you. You'll have to bear with me there. The more of these I manage to sell the more of a factor that'll become, and I'm sitting here hoping like hell my life won't wind up looking like that episode of I Love Lucy with the chocolate factory and the conveyor belt.